Language barriers in relationships:
All relationships are built on communication, but when you meet someone and you both speak two different languages what the hell are you supposed to do? It almost seems like it would never work, right? Wrong. Words ruin so many great moments. When you have a relationship that 80% of the time is based on body language then things just become so much easier. Of course you have to learn the...
Everyone smokes here. I quit because I wanted to live longer, but at the rate I’m inhaling all of this second hand smoke, I’ll be dead before the people who are actually smoking. I guess the liquor isn’t helping either. I might as well quit being a vegetarian and say fuck that too. But a man’s got to have his principle.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when a girl asks to look through my phone. I can understand if you’re looking to play games on it, but if you’re looking through my contacts, messages, recent calls, or calendar then that’s a huge red flag. How insecure can you be? If you really think I’m that type of dude, why are you wasting both of our times?
I hate sleep
If I could live without it, I would. All the things I could be doing with all this wasted time. It’s 3 in the morning and I’ve been sleeping for the last 4 hours. I was even having a pretty good dream but my brain woke me up. Maybe because, at least at this moment in my life, my reality is better than my dreams are.
All of it
was worth something. At one point. Or another.
drunklikebiblicaltimes: My favorite thoughts occur when I drink heavily with or without people
conversatron: capnchunch: why did someone follow me for like 5 minutes and then unfollow me what drives someone to do that what drives someone to even notice that
I want winter to be here already.
becauseimjay: lilytrang: I want winter to be here already. Couldn’t have said it better myself. I just realized this island has no winter. No snow. Forever.
Holy shit Gaia
I was just deleting the thousands of messages I have in my old yahoo account and I ran into a link to Gaiaonline. My brain is about to explode from all the nostalgia. I made an account back in ‘05. Looking back at my 14 year old self has me laughing hysterically. My game was so bad back then that it was actually good. At least good enough to get strangers to send me nudes. I guess in that...
conversatron: right now this post says this text. but as soon as someone likes it, i’m going to edit it to say “hitler was cool” and then take a screencap of whoever liked it and send it to their mother
“For a second I imagine my ex fucking some other guy. It doesn’t bother me at all. I imagine her sucking some other guy’s cock, which gets the same reaction. The thought of her getting gangbanged by the Lakers doesn’t make me mad or queasy or sad or anything at all. I go back to just imagining one guy fucking her. I start to feel sorry for that guy.”
The “Friend zone” is total bullshit. There’s no such thing. I wish some guys would just stop being such bitches. If you think you’re in the friend zone, then basically you like someone who doesn’t see you in the same way right? Then you either need to become a better person or move the fuck on. She doesn’t want you because you suck as a person either physically...
drunklikebiblicaltimes: burgersalad replied to your post: People who do “Dear Future Girlfriend” posts i dont understand why they’re doing it they’re obviously lying they just want pussy but I dont understand WHY they’re lying do they really think girls are gonna see it and be like “awh how sweet and romantic he’s my type heres my pussy”
Dear future girlfriend,
drunklikebiblicaltimes: dumathomthom: I just love imagining the idea of me being your first boyfriend, and hopefully your first love. I love imagining the day we would meet each other, the look on your face when I can finally hold you in my arms. The smile on your face after our first kiss together and your first kiss. Just imagining being with you warms my heart and puts a wonderful smile on...
People who do "Dear Future Girlfriend" posts
drunklikebiblicaltimes: …. Look at your life Just look Look at what you’re doing on the Internet Why are you not embarrassed What would your future girlfriend say
did-you-kno: The hedgehog’s dilemma, or sometimes the porcupine dilemma, is an analogy about the challenges of human intimacy. It describes a situation in which a group of hedgehogs all seek to become close to one another in order to share their heat during cold weather. However, once accomplished, they cannot avoid hurting one another with their sharp quills. They must step away from one...
If you go home with somebody and they have an e-reader, don’t fuck them.– John Waters (via tesno)
No one cares if you’re LGBT and in the military. Congrats, now get back to work.
I come to Japan and the first woman I start getting close to ends up being filipino. It’s like I can’t escape them. Not that I’m complaining, but still.
rarestthingintheworld asked: have you received my letter?
lynettemofukka: Every day is going to be a shitty day if you’re not going to try to have a positive mindset.
conversatron: Post repetition is just one of the problems we’ve been dealing with for a while now in the Tumblr community. Now, several of us concerned tumblr members have tried reblogging a post pleading with people to use the search feature at the top of their screen to make sure all posts created are original. However, it seems most people have ignored us.
Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...– Edgar Allan Poe (via theglasschild)
simonmonmon: IN THE WORDS OF MYFRIENDMIGUELMANLICLIC M.T.F.U
saltychildren: You Sleep Alone - Hellogoodbye