Take Nothing

thundacunt:

Would it be weird if I hit you up? I fucking miss you.

conversatron:

ironing a shirt while it’s still on your body

Just passed my Japanese driving test. Getting my license tomorrow and hopefully my car by Thursday. God help us all.

They want you to fail because they don’t want to be alone. Know when to let go.

steppingoncracks:

jesus knows what you’re really doing when you say you’re going poop

There’s nothing like some Frank Sinatra during a rain storm.

When it comes to sending nudes to a boyfriend, friend with benefits, or just plain stranger, do yourself a favor and don’t show your face. That’s like sexting 101. You don’t want that coming back to haunt you. Like say, all over your ex’s tumblr.

Damn. Maybe I should be sending YOU guys food instead.

nostalgicwiththestateofmind:

There’s no pizza here.  None.  I might as well just go stand outside in the high winds now.

I think I spoke too soon. Typhoon is supposed to hit Okinawa tomorrow and the next few days. Apparently they have an entire “typhoon season” so I guess we’ll be soaking wet together. INB4 that’s what she said. At least we’re prepared for it down here. Good luck and be safe guys. Don’t do dumb shit.

I think I definitely underestimated how japanese Japan would really be.

fuckyeahlaughters:

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The toilets off base are like urinals but on the ground. The normal toilets have too many buttons. I mean one of them even had like a blow dryer in it. It’s confusing as shit.

itzvo:

People get fucked up and then do whatever they want and the next day they use this lame ass excuse “I don’t know what I did, I was pretty fucked up.” Nahh Nigga, you know what your ass was doing at the time. I bet half the people that say that just use it as an excuse to do what they want. I get fucked up maybe even to the point of me yacking n passing out, but I won’t deny it and I sure as hell know what’s going on with me to at least know how to take care of myself.

myvenusdoomx3:

Basically to trap her boyfriend, because he changed his mind about wanting to get married soon.

They’re both 18 years old.

She’s so fucking stupid.

That is some scary ass shit.

It’s really pissing me off that all the beautiful women I’ve been talking to on base are either married or engaged.

Whatever happened to not bringing sand to the beach?

I’ve been told by everyone that I tell I’m single to watch out for the local Japanese women at the clubs. Apparently there are two types, juicies and trappers.

Juicies: will drug your drink, try and take you home, and get themselves pregnant.
Trappers: wont drug you but will either poke holes in your condom or try and get you to not wear one at all by saying they’re on birth control when they really aren’t.

All this just to get off of this island and come to the states or to get half of your money and the insurance. I really dont understand why anyone would want to leave this island, it’s fucking beautiful. Definitely going to watch myself when I’m finally allowed off base though.

Fuck the club. I’m going surfing.

Went back home.
Expected some people to change.
Still the same old people
Playing the same old games.

I love how I left Jersey for Japan and now YOU guys are the ones having earthquakes and hurricanes lol stay safe guys.

ibittersweeti:

I guess it’s a good thing my drunk ass came home early. I woke up to my bestfriend calling me. And now I’m on skype talking to him :)

I love you , @takenothing <3

I love you too moj. More than anything :)

The bats here are the size of large cats and fly around during the day time. I almost died but they eat fruit.

A “Full Body Massage” = A neck, shoulder, and back massage.

As in, not full body.

As in, does not include my cock.

I hate false advertising.

These people are making me not want to leave. I’ll miss you Jersey.