drunklikebiblicaltimes: Yeah I like her alot, but still, I don’t love her at all…
You know it’s a good work out when you get back in your car and struggle to put your seatbelt on. I always hear people talking about this and that supplement at the gym. Jack3d, Creatine, Whey protein, etc. I’d never take any of that shit. I’m pescatarian. I eat right. Idk I just don’t want to be dependent on some artificial shit to get where I want to be. I’m already...
thediaryofshe: The Weeknd - Love Through Her
lovefailedmee: Go back in time, when I feel her. She’s touching me, it’s too familiar. The way she’s doing the things, She does exactly the way you used to. Let me take a break, I need a breather. The way she’s moving, I can’t believe now. She does exactly the same, I must be going insane. Am I going crazy? Do I need some therapy to get shorty outta my mind? Girl, my head is racing. Heard...
I’m never going back to America. I love Japan.
i can't remain in constant bliss for long
mishathemadhatter: I wish I was this badass yogi, that walked around in tranquillity, but it doesn’t work like that. The situations and people I face on a daily basis fuck up my peace. No matter how many meditations I do a day, it still won’t keep me from thinking how much I want to punch a hole in the wall, or chop someone up with a katana. Sorry buddha.
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...
fxckbitches: good brain :3
I’m having so much fun but I still feel lonely. Surrounded by new friends and women who are naive enough to want me. I’m stronger and better looking than I’ve ever been before. But still insecure enough to lie to the woman I might love. Enamored with the thought of being wanted, I try my hardest to impress people I could care less about. As long as it counts as another...
mrsjuliatorres: Gone// The Weeknd
red-r-i-b-b-o-n: She’s Killing Me - A Rocket To...
I feel like a shit stain on the underwear of society. I hate hearing girls cry on the phone.
There are some spiders on this island that when they bite they cause erectile dysfunction. Why do they even exist? What is there purpose? Was there some animal fucking these spiders to death so much that to survive they evolved and started being born with dick numbing poison in their bite? I hate everything about this.
People should mate correctly. Like back in the day when people mated, it goes...– Kool Keith is the best (via nothing-relevant-happens-here)
aasede: Guys, if you had a girlfriend, who is completely straight, but drunk and made out with another girl in front of your face would you consider it cheating? Or would it be one of the best days of your life? Depends on how cute the girl she’s kissing is. If she’s ratchet as fuck then it’s just disappointing. But if she’s bad, I can’t really be mad.
Went to a house party//got invited by a friend of mine whose wife just left him and took his kid. I kind of felt obligated to go despite me really not wanting to. Sucked at Beer Pong//there were these two chicks there who whooped everyone’s ass including my own. It was very embarrassing. Sadly, they and every other woman there were very unattractive so I decided to leave after my 2nd...
My priorities are all fucked up.
I have a bad feeling about tonight, but feelings are for ovaries, which I don’t have, so I guess I’m going out anyway.
perilouspursuits: I had a conversation with my homie about shoving your relationship down people’s throats, we came to the conclusion it’s weak. Hear me out, you’re with this person, obviously you care, however not enough to guard that. I don’t know about you, but my heart is precious to me. Letting everyone and your mama, and their’s know how you move isn’t a good look. Listen I know you’re...
You need to watch that self-destructive behavior.
I don’t regret any decision I’ve made thus far. How many people can legitimately say that?
sammyycakes: Hey Ma Get in the car And don’t...
iamalmostspartacus: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
drunklikebiblicaltimes: No Fap November + Personal agreement to stay celibate until further notice = NO Happiness November. So it begins. The true test of wills.
I wish there was a way I could find a fairly attractive girl who: likes to do crazy/fun shit, says funny shit, won’t be clingy, wants to fuck all the time, isn’t fucking other guys, doesn’t want to get pregnant, or married in the next 6 months, speaks English, and lives in the same country as me. All of that. No exceptions. Is that too much to ask?