Same story, different characters.
My faith in humanity grows weaker each day. Turns out this girl actually has a fiancé. Slut. Then, I come to find out my friends wife is a fucking whore who cheated on him with his coworkers, lied about him “abusing” her, left to live with the same guy she promised him she stopped talking to, and is now trying to make sure he can never see his daughter again. Then, whenever I go to...
Everyone gets disappointing the more you start to really know them.
I hate waking up at 3am. I remember a time when I couldn’t even fall asleep until then. When my sleeping patterns start getting abnormal that’s when I know something’s bothering me. For the last few months I’ve been sleeping good. I don’t want to go back to those troubled nights again.
Brain > Beauty
kvsqz: How about some brains with that beauty or would you rather settle for the name “miss-could’ve-fooled me”? As in, he mistakenly thought you were more than just a cutie, not an inflatable sex doll with a nice booty. Do you not aspire for excellency because your daily make-up routine’s already too tricky? Or do you hope everyday that you can just pass off as ditzy? Lady — and I call you that...
So there I was just minding my own business, driving back to work, tired, sweaty, and ready to end the day, when I turned the corner and passed the gas station. The next series of events happened in less than 5 seconds. I turned the corner as this woman turned out of the gas station. I don’t know why but I looked at her. At the same time my heart stopped, my mouth dropped, a cold rush...
I like this feeling. Feels like I’m actually doing something right for a change and I don’t ever want to go back to being wrong again. Feels good, and I don’t ever want to go back to feeling bad again.
If I’m going to die, I wanna die in Manhattan.– PETE, Mad Men (via inothernews)
I’ve been here for almost 3 months and I’m in love with Japan. But like all things I love, I think I need to spend some time away from here before I get tired of it.
I can’t count the reasons I should stay One by one, they all just fade...– The 88s
mishaxmignon: Stop looking for satisfaction in others. You don’t need to be around people 24/7. Always texting, always calling, bodies colliding throughout the day against one another. Spend some time alone with yourself. Yourself misses you.
Treat him just as good as he treats you.
jaypascua: Just because you’re a girl don’t be a selfish bitch and think that you need to be given all the attention in the relationship. You both have to put the same amount of effort. Who ever said guys have to do all the work in the relationship anyway? If he surprises you once in awhile , You should surprise him too. Make sure he knows all that effort he has given was worth it .
mr-incrediblyamazing: Childish Gambino - Break...
conversatron: Hermione’s mouth dropped open. “Wha-a-a-” She stumbled. The sorting hat leaned closer. “I never forgot how good it felt to sit on your head your first year Hermione. I’ve wanted you ever since.” Hermione awoke from her shocked state. “What are you talking about? This is crazy! You can’t even shag anyone, you’re a hat.”“
conversatron: Hermione Granger Please don’t be a stranger You’re making me sob Since you ran away After you gave me that blow job Please say you’ll stay And make sweet love until I spray
You know what's stupid?
When one person takes a little bit too long to text back so, out of spite, the other person intentionally waits just as long or longer to respond. Why do you do the things you do?
I thought once I left tech school I’d be done with stupid room inspections but noooo. I’m laying in my boxers, half asleep, when I get a knock on my door from my commander, first sergeant, DM, and dorm pres. Almost shit myself I thought I was in so much trouble. They came in, inspected, and apparently I have the cleanest room in the entire building. Which just goes to show how much...
mik0: You do not miss me. I refuse to believe you actually do. Knowing you, this is just another trip. Another trip to the past. You don’t miss me. You miss what I was to you. You miss having that guy that I used to be to you. That guy who was there for you, always. The guy who was there to pick you up when you were down. The guy you went to when you wanted to vent to. The guy you always told...
It’s all fun and games until the condom breaks.
You don’t have to wait until New Year’s to better yourself. Just saying.
You wouldn’t do anything So I had to say something That led to one thing Which led to us meeting Which led to some breathing Less clothing More holding Then choking Because you like it like that First liking Then loving Now nothing And I like it like that Quick simple over and done with We both came and went And got what we wanted
What is it about me that attracts broken people?
It amazes me how that when a girl describes herself as, “not your average girl” She, 9 times out of 10, turns out to be the most average, common, everyday, insignificant, garden-variety, humdrum, mainstream, mediocre, ordinary, regular, run-of-the-mill, standard, undistinguishable, unexceptional woman imaginable.
kvsqz: Seriously… I can take a lot of physical pain. I once had a ping pong table AND a girl fall on my legs before. I cried like a motherfucker for a minute and I was done. That’s it. Since then, I don’t recall crying over physical pain. Today though… Shit’s painful as fuck. I’m not getting out today. After this meal that I’m only eating because my boyfriend asked me to so as to not burn a...
This cheese just expired an hour and a half ago. But it’s fat free so…
It's 1am on a Saturday night,
this is the first time in weeks in which I’m not belligerently drunk. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is playing and I’m by myself for once, eating cheese. Just cheese. I would think I’m dreaming but generally my dreams are filled with things I love, and people are still being all sad and depressed on tumblr as usual, which I hate. I’m laying here in basketball shorts and a...
The grimiest thing you can do is hit on a girl that’s taken. The grimiest thing she can do is let you. Then again, most people take politeness and genuine courtesy as a sign that someone just wants to fuck. Signals can be misinterpreted and taken maliciously and you can have the best of intentions but perception is everything. Just don’t put yourself in precarious positions and you...
donnyspeaks: Lil Wayne’s 2011 PSA (Video)
drunklikebiblicaltimes: Maybe if we start boycotting these girls with the refusal of our penises, they will stop making the goddamned duck face in their pictures
Calling your girlfriend babe because she’s a pig.– (via girlsgotafacelikemurder)
Getting really sick of rain. It’s screwing up my paradise. I hate rain. I hate people who like rain. I wish my car was fixed so I didn’t have to walk in the stupid rain.
I love that we all salute both the Japanese flag & Japanese national anthem here, along with our own of course. It’s not only about respect, it’s the fact that this is our home too. If anything ever went down, we would defend these people like family. You can’t help but love the locals. They make Americans look like shit.
This lady straight up dissed me while I was eating out with my friends last night. We’re sitting there eating with chopsticks and she comes over laughing and gives me, just me, a fork and a knife. I was appalled. She almost got dealt with.