There’s a toilet, sink, bathtub, and trashcan in there. Out of all of these, you decide to puke in the hamper?
I know this is the 21st century and things have changed. Women are asking guys out on dates, paying for their own meals, and so on. I can respect your assertiveness and want for change, BUT there is a limit. You are in no circumstance allowed to grab my face and kiss me without warning. As a man, I take all unauthorized physical contact as a death threat. Especially, concerning my face. You could...
damnridunkulous: 250+ contacts on my phone. And not being able to find one that’s worth talking to. story of my life.
apriilanne: I find it sad when people choose a relationship over a friendship. Friendships have a longer chance of lasting than relationships do.. I hate seeing people lose friends just cos thyre stuck on their significant other. Remember, your friends have most likely been there longer than your boyfriend/girlfriend and they will propably still be there if things dont work out with your...
The National Weather Service has announced a...
NyQuil is delicious.
20 hours on Skype with this girl.
I didn’t know I could stand talking to one person that long.
simonefiasco: i can’t follow people JUST because they’re attractive, because if you post words and i feel like i’m reading “herp de derp derpity derp derp” i will feel shallow and mildly ashamed.
fullofhypocrisy: azspot: Can Exercise Cure Depression? A few years ago, colleagues from Duke University compared the antidepressant effects of aerobic exercise training to the popular antidepressant medicine sertraline, as well as a placebo sugar pill. They randomized depressed patients to one of the interventions and found that after four months about 40 percent of the subjects were no...
You don't have to lie.
I don’t get why you lie over the simplest of things. I don’t care about all these little things like you think I do. All these white lies are adding up. If I can’t trust you with the small stuff, why should I trust you at all?
particleparades: kanye west (feat. everyone)
People from your past come back and expect you to...
ericabystorm: Or maybe that’s just me. People always come back with remarks like “Erica, you changed!!” Like it’s a bad thing. That’s fine. And if you don’t like the ‘new’ me, I’ll bid you farewell again. But I think it’s ridiculous that you wouldn’t expect me to change. Like I was supposed to press pause on my life when you left. No. I’m a different person than I was a year ago, six months...
I like older women.
donnyspeaks: I think i’d be able to have that kid spirit to keep her interested and mindset to capture her heart.
This girl is really trying to make me fall in love...
I hope it works.
I Could Neva Apologize For Saying How I Feel!...
If you are my best friend.
talesfromthesick: I will stab you in the throat. There’s no use in telling you things JUST to comfort you. Know that I will give you the cold, honest truth. Know that you won’t be able to handle that shit. And know that when I’m done, YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER. So, cheer up punk. Life goes on. Everyone needs at least one friend like this. Especially if you’re 18+, you’re too old for...
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Just hang in there, kid. Act happy even when you’re not. Eventually you’ll act...– (via donnyspeaks)
Almost all the girls I find attractive like girls...
fuckingreality: A relationship is the last thing i want/need right now.
Oh hey, I’m posting the next letter tonight.
meganddia: people come and go we come and go. tomorrow is never certain. today will always remain the same. it’s funny how the word love is thrown around. you don’t have to say it just to say it. love IS all around. you don’t have to sing about love in order to give love. if you are true to yourself then you are true to your brother. it doesn’t matter if you are a friend or lover. show...
I'd say I'm sorry,
but it wouldn’t mean shit.
I have a friend in facebook who's name is "Mookie...
I think I need to review some of my life’s decisions.
Roadkill: nature's sign that we're building shit...
For every "Y u kno" guy, I will burn 2 kittens.
simonefiasco: rmellsdope: reina: Take it or leave it. I’ll one up you on that… For every “Y U Kno” dude, I’m beating a baby panda in the knee caps with a baseball bat Smash Attack style PANDAS ARE ENDANGERED
becuase I don't want to make my girl jealous. I...
donnyspeaks: Proud that she’s my girl. That even when all these girls are in love with the way I look. She’s the only one that’s in love with who I really am. this is thinking like a grown man.
There are no boundaries.
marcxedwards: Just possibilities.