August 2010
Nothing says "I love you"
simonefiasco:
craig-christ:
like taking your index and middle fingers to your partners vagina and then smearing it on your face in a war paint like fashion. I’m going to do it and it will be in the same pattern as a Spartan war helmet.
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I'm truly just one sick individual.
(via lynettemofukka)
I hate this place.
Extra Creepy
Today's Lesson Learned:
Spiders CAN and WILL jump at you.
ESPECIALLY if you’re just minding your own business and not fucking with them at all.
I don't fit in anywhere
bolagoodness:
kwills88:
Black guys- Think i act too proper because i like reading and going to the museum on tumblr in my free instead of hanging out with them.
White guys- Think i am too black because i say nigga a lot and i am from Brooklyn Broward Newark.
Asian guys- Think i am out to steal their women and try to get them to turn to the dark side.
Latin American guys-...
I follow too many people that have garfield as...
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“Dear God, make me a bird so I could fly far… far far away from here.”
– Jenny Curran, Forrest Gump (via quote-book) (via earthtoeden)
I SHOULD
Write this letter I’ve been putting off
Do my laundry
Clean my living room/Kitchen
Work out
Take a shower
Sleep
I WILL
Eat this snickers bar
Call it a fucking day
I'm surprised that no one's hardly wearing baggy...
I’m so proud of them…:tear:
side note: I'm the dj.
I’m playing The Whispers right now (they’re too old for you tumblr). Yeah it’s that kind of party. Cool kids only.
I think she just spit in my mouth...
Jesus take the wheel.
So I'm at a block party right now...
This chick is so toasted and she’s all up in my face spitting while she’s talking and everything. I don’t want to be mean but damn. God kill me now.
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I lose interest in people so easily.
lynettemofukka:
People are just so fucking boring. It’s either that or.. I just.. can’t keep interest.
have you ever ...
becauseimjay:
felt like you needed to get away from someone, later to figure out that person is really the only one you want to be with? as much as you try to make sense of it, there’s no one else in the world you rather be with.
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So in theory, all those Tea Party nutjobs will be...
(via inothernews)
Randomn things that annoy me:
remiswallows:
animalsandmonsters:
When people use the word “dank” to describe anything that isn’t a cave, weed, or a vagina.
People who wear Crocs.
Girls who constantly joke about having a penis. It’s not cute. It’s not funny. Just stop.
Being told I resemble a certain celebrity. I don’t give a fuck, people.
The music they play at the gym. I swear to God, if they play Alejandro one more...
