February 2012
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Shower sex is way more difficult than it looks. If you’re doing it in a shower that doubles as a bath tub and you don’t have a plastic mat under your feet, serious injury or death may occur.
These past 3 days have been some of the worst days in my life. Lesson learned, it’s easy to be unhappy in your current situation, but after seeing how bad it could really get, you learn to appreciate what you have. When things finally get back to normal, it’s going feel better than before.
drunklikebiblicaltimes:
“Friends” don’t do what you did to other “friends.”
myearsarecold:
Would you rather be forgotten?
Or be remembered as a completely horrible person, and probably despised?
Forgotten. I’d rather have no name, than a soiled name.
This island has some of the brightest nights I’ve ever seen. Almost brighter than the days, and more preferred, by me at least. You see the day is dependent on the sun, but at night this island shines all on it’s own.
I’m back to my old ways
The fire on these cold days
Turn to ashes on an old night
I’m fighting the old fight
Man vs. Nicotine
Tar-laced steam streams
from the seam of my lips
Burns on my fingertips
I quit this shit
Not worth it.
I’ve played with fire before, I’m not afraid of getting burned.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Best picture goes to Instagram
textposter:
And the Oscar goes to… wow! This isn’t even a movie! Congratulations to LMFAO.
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Everyone’s always cool, calm, and collected in the water until they get stung by their first box jellyfish. Spongebob was a very deceiving cartoon.
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I can’t remember the last time I played a video game. I miss the old times when I would become a total shut in and just play Black Ops all day. I grew out of that stuff a long time ago. I actually have shit to do now.
mrsoulreparations:
the main use of family is to teach you how to work with/around flawed human beings and still be able to respect them.
I wonder how my life would’ve turned out if I took that scholarship to Hawaii Pacific University instead of Rutgers? I’d probably stay a skinny ass punk, finish college, and never even consider the military.
I know I’m a bit young to be thinking of what would haves but I’ve made some pretty huge decisions in the last 3 years. Bad decisions, good decisions, all of which are...
I’m sick of wearing contacts. Thinking of getting laser eye surgery later this year. It’s in Hawaii, too. I’ve been meaning to go there sometime.
cashcrab:
True Life: I Can’t Stop Slam Dunking Everything
